Have some bad news there was a space shuttle mission that went up today and as a space astronaut i was meant to be on that misison. But then when liftoff happened the engines BLEW UP!!!! And everyone that was in the mission died including a scientist who knew how to get to mars
Something you might not know is that i was sick today so i stayed home and didn't have to do the mission. But i was meant to be on that mission. I know...wow..i could have died!!
Has anyone else nearly died before?
As an older woman i nearly die every day of old age. But when i escape that fate there is also the time i nearly got hit by a car going 200k!!!! I yelled careful young man!! But he coulsnt hear me since the engine was too loud from the speed. I had to take a new kind of medicine for weeks
I nearly die every day having to smell lucy pebbels at school....no wonder we push her over in the showers at volleyball change rooms because we need to get her clean she smells so bad..
There was a big robbery at the bank last week and they shot 10 bullets at me and hit me on the chest but tgood news i was wearing bullet proof armour. However it came very cloae because i almost forgot to put it on before i went out
yes fell off stage today hit my head but im ok
I nearly die every day having to smell lucy pebbels at school....no wonder we push her over in the showers at volleyball change rooms because we need to get her clean she smells so bad..
Noooo shut upn persniffity that is not true!!! You nearly die every day because every day i want to KILL YOU
Wish i was never born does that count...
I ride the motorcycle withou5 helmet as i am too cool ... yes it is dangerous sure...but i like to feel the wind on my hair flowing over my head
Um yeah??? I was in WAR where you nearly die AaLL THE TIME!!!!!!!!! SO SOMETHING I AM USE TO
typewriter nearly ate my fingers once
i was doing a play and then fell off the stage hit my head. Good thing i survived..
Director geoge lucas pf star wars and i got into a fight about whicg is the best star wars and went out back and beat each other with sticjs but his stick was a log and he hit me with it so hard i died for a few seonds but he is a good friend deep down so he ressusitated me
i just realised this could actually be a clue to my identity...hope i didnt give myself away...
There was a terrorist explosion in parliament house when i was the pm and i had torun out but because i was wearing high heels i ran slow and a pipe nearly fell on me a big pipe too one of the main ones that gets the war upto floor 2
I was hacking once and they noticed so they fried the network and it sent electricty from my computer abd came out at me like a lightning bolt and i neaely died
There was a terrorist explosion in parliament house when i was the pm and i had torun out but because i was wearing high heels i ran slow and a pipe nearly fell on me a big pipe too one of the main ones that gets the war upto floor 2
Happened to me too only instead of high heels it was tgat i carried my wife out who got hit with a big door that exploded off the hinges and smashed her bad thats why i was slow in my version
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