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I was doing surgery once and flipped the scapel in the air to show the nurse i could do it and i caught it when it came down wrong the wrong way and it sliced all my fingers off and i had to reattach them myself right there while also doing surgery on the patient who had 5 minutes to live if i didnt fix his heart.... i managed to put my finger back on also fix the heart but wow close call
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Saving lives comes at a cost...learnt this the hard way..
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i did ****-vsgina once and it got stuck and we had to go to the er like thwt and the doctor said that we migt be stuck like that forever.....if so we would have starved to death so thank god it was all ok and thry could unstick us with medical tools
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guy at work and i got into a fight. Fists and dirt flying eberywhere allt he mmen in the yard were yelling to fight and we did. I was winming then he pulled out a knife and stabbed me 30 times in the chest but then i knocked him out with a full fist bunch and fortunately all his stabs missed organs..
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one day in court a guy went nuts and shot 100 people and i was nearly one of them i got lucky though and he missed and i actually had a gun on me so i shot him in the head with it
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i once gave a guy 0/10 so he burned my house down wirh me inside but fortunarely i was in my room made of steel that i had done in case of emergency
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nearly killed by a bus who had a driver who was my dad who was normally a good bus driver but he hated me for being gay woman/lesbian so he tried to run me over but i jumpedon the hood and broke the window glass and grabbed him with one hand wheel with the other and obviously im stronger than him so i was ok in the end
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i  tripped during sermon and banged my leg inside the carpet

nearly lost being able to walk but i got better i  prayed to god to make me better and i believe in god so i believe that it worked even if theres no actual evidece...
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fbi agent hunted me down with a gun preteding to be working for government but was really trying to steal my money...he had me at the eedge of a cliff so i said "ok shoot me but do it close" so he came close to me with gun and then i was very quick and grabbed his hand and threw him over my shoulder off the cliff. then i gave the portion of money he tried to steal to a charity he told me hated that stops fbi getting too powerful
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i was on the scooter they have for old people and on my way to senior citizen club for bingo games, and all of a sudden the scooter freaked out and did a massive flip in the air and took me with it. forunately i held on super tight and then it landed on the ground safetly like if you drop a cat it lands on its feet
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my 2 boys were playing in the living room where the bookcase is and  one of them pulled out a book to read to his brother when it turns out that tbook was keeping the bookcase from falling down. so i jump down in front and slide on the floor and push them out of the way and the bookcase falls on me (it is a MASSIVE bookcase over 100 years old)and it crushes my spleen and bladder.


i go to hospital immeidately and they used the decompesser and i went into surgery and fortunately it was ok. the neigghbour next door looked after my kids while i was away in hospital and fortunately i was home before thei bedtime so i could kiss them goodnight
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i was reading a nick austin book while walking and was so encgrossed that i nnearly walked off the edge of a bridge into a hole that is so deep no one knows what is at the bottom...damn you nick for making such good books!!!!
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thaks everyone for sharing your stories it makes me feel better about the shuttle explosion
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