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General Discussion / Re: NICK
« on: January 26, 2026, 01:36:28 am »
nick i would issue a full pardon but i know you would just refuse it. so dont worry about having to go through all that with me haha...

when i was pm it was all about rules and doing this and that.. until you came along and taught me how to have fun. i wish they had let us study you in school and maybe i would ahve learnt that even sooner

better late than never...

here is a song i think you will enjoy. think of it as my gift to you from mr J howard, former pm... good luck...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc&pp=ygUSdGltZSBvZiB5b3VyIGxpZmll

signed
mr J howard
former pm

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Report anything strange... / Re: this is where it all goes down
« on: January 03, 2026, 07:39:43 pm »
you can do this nick!!!!

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General Discussion / Re: happy new year
« on: December 31, 2025, 11:34:42 pm »
happy new year

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life questions / Re: questions about dreams about nick
« on: December 29, 2025, 01:15:04 pm »
this is questions FOR NICK not questions to everyone. questions for everyone go in general discussion....men in blue ARE JUST DREAMS maybe...

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romance questions / Re: question about love q
« on: November 29, 2025, 12:16:55 pm »
yes this is what i am thinking and tell people and maybe why i got elelcted. i threw jackeet on puddle all the time and SLAP!!!! no fair for mr howard...

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romance questions / question about love q
« on: November 10, 2025, 01:35:05 am »
nick my wife of many years is beautiful and i love her. this is more aquestion about the past. when i was younger i made lots of mistakes with girls even though i loved them. why?

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General Discussion / Re: New kind of moon rock
« on: October 27, 2025, 11:36:59 pm »
maybe name it 'gazovex' as that is a cool sounding sci fi kind of name

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Announcements / Re: Bad news
« on: September 28, 2025, 12:00:37 am »
Quote from: julia on September 27, 2025, 11:56:08 pm
There was a terrorist explosion in parliament house when i was the pm and i had torun out but because i was wearing high heels i ran slow and a pipe nearly fell on me a big pipe too one of the main ones that gets the war upto floor 2
Happened to me too only instead of high heels it was tgat i carried my wife out who got hit with a big door that exploded off the hinges and smashed her bad thats why i was slow in my version

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Literature Discussion / Re: how have nicks books helped you?
« on: September 27, 2025, 03:44:01 am »
when i was deciding whether or not to accept the prime minister role over this great land of australia i wasnt sure where to turn..and actually this is interesting because it is before nick is a writer even.

i decide to go around and walk (like they used to show me doingn on the news when i would do my jogs) and i stopped at this one house. i knocked on the door knock knock knock. out of the house walks this beautiful lady and i say hi im john howard she asks would you like to come in

i sit down and we discuss all kinds of things and eventually tlak about how i dont know what to do to be prime minister or not

then this little boy runs in and jumps on his mothrs lap and she laughs...i see the smile on her face and i think maybe i can make women all over the country smile like that if i become prime minister. i asked her what she thought of him and she said that she loved him and there are no problems

well that little boy was nick austin.

imahgine my surprise when years later i read in the news what he has made of himself...the moment i saw his picture i realise oh that is sthat same boy.

whole time i was prime minister i thought do i thank the boy do i not thank the boy...i decided no because i did not want to embarras him. turns out he didnt need my thanks at all haha.

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General Discussion / Re: debate aftermath...who won????
« on: September 26, 2025, 12:46:50 am »
thanks everyone. it is clear that i am a little bit more popular than julia... yes i was not first lady prime minister but i was prime minister longer so...


i am voting for myself and i think that while julia has a shot at prime minister it is me who is a better rmembered prime minister and am more likely to be prime minister again but also albanese may want to do it again so we will see

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General Discussion / Re: THE DEBATE
« on: September 26, 2025, 12:23:50 am »
1. no!!!! family should be man and wife  2 kids and dog. it is like this in the olden days and it worrked fine...
2. people will not be glad because they like sugar more than being helathy all the time...you can eat celery and run on the bike if that is what mades you happy but not everyone is you julia!!! some people are d
3. same as 22
4. done
5. it  did not make thhings better it made them worse

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General Discussion / Re: THE DEBATE
« on: September 26, 2025, 12:18:34 am »
1. i am represting traditional values family values you ahve forgotten about. we should ban gays from mariage and children (not the show with al bundy i mean real life) (nick does not think gays are banned this is the opinion of john howard and nick maybe he used to think this way and he has changed to know that they are not in his way andits annoying they let him think this but its ok

2. people will look at this and bee like "government is controlling me like 1984" and they will be right. there is a book called 1984 that is aboutan evil government in charge. and no theey will not be thinking about 1984 like disco before you start thinking that
3 .same as 2

4. done

5. gonsky repot  sucked ASS and is **** are you n idiot??? dont you know how poolitics and econmiincs work?????

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General Discussion / Re: THE DEBATE
« on: September 26, 2025, 12:12:25 am »
Wow... i thought you were crazy but this is even ccrazier than i thought you were before now

ok where do i even begin oh my god...

1. women get to vote at all is too far..(remember this is just my opinoin not nick who thinks it is good women can do voting) and to tgive them double power is crazy!! that means ladies will vote agianst men every time and you need both of them men and women voting for man and woman stuff equally

2. people should get to choose what they do not governemtn making rules about what they can cant do
3. same as 2

4. really bad idea  because what if someone changes for better after making a little mistake??? meant to ruin his entire life because of a tiny litle thing??? and you would put in jail and throw away the key without any good evidence...

5. gonsky report is HATED by everyone and no one wants it back. this should be obvious even to you..

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: New members...!?
« on: September 25, 2025, 11:50:06 pm »
hello there... i am howard... john howward.. haha

like julia i used to be prime minister of australia only a lot longer for like 20 years

i like traditional values and i think its time we brought them back. you should NOT vote for julia for prime minister as i did a MUCH better job of prime minister.

one thing i did was From 1997, i spearheaded the Coalition push to introduce a Goods and Services Tax (GST) at the subsequent election; this was despite saying, before winning the prime ministership, that it would "never ever" be part of Coalition policy.[80] A long-held conviction of mine, my tax reform package was credited with "breaking the circuit" of party morale—boosting his confidence and direction, which had appeared to wane early in the Government's second term The 1998 election was dubbed a "referendum on the GST", and the tax changes—including the GST—were implemented in the government's second term after amendments to the legislation were negotiated with the Australian Democrats to ensure its passage through the Senateg

i think i should probqavly be prime minister again because i was very good at it

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